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Ready or not, that “Skynet”-like dystopian future is upon us. Continue reading
The Great Leftist Twitter Exodus of 2022
I left Twitter during the Woke Inquisitions and out of curiosity, I returned to Twitter with a new handle just to witness the conflagration. It is really amusing and Twitter is nothing like it was before. Musk’s trolling of these … Continue reading
Viral Notions: Observations from the bunker
Back during the 2020 “shelter in place” and global pandemic event. I saw so many commentaries and memes, for most of us they made the event more tolerable. Some were hilarious some were poignant, some were a little of both. … Continue reading
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Snipes a better choice than BHO
I came across this article a good friend had shared on FB, so here is the link to it below. It’s pretty good satire and I enjoyed it, and the way he interspersed the pictures through the article. But I … Continue reading
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Nerf Christmas Tree
Cousin Eddie just called and asked if I could “run down to the Walmarts” for him. His local store was all out of the ‘Nerf Christmas Tree-In-A-Can’ with the Elvis star on top. It’s the only decent reusable that fits … Continue reading
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Tagged beer, black friday, Christmas, Cousin Eddie, nerf, redneck, trailer, trash, vomit, walmart
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MSM continues to slide into the ‘O-Borg’s Abyss’
It looks like the MSM continues to accompany 0bama’s fiddle while Rome burns, whistling ‘Zippity-Doo-Dah’ out of their collective rear orifices as they pass by the graveyard. The ratings continue to drop right along with their supreme commander-god’s rating: … Continue reading
Megabacon = Megadiplomacy -or-Megabacongeddon?
I’d like to ‘weigh-in’ on the bacon issue.. as this is a matter of national security. We recently again prepared the ultimate weapon: “MEGABACON”: 5-6 hours of water smoke using apple and hickory on a precooked, store brand spiral cut … Continue reading
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Tagged bacon, czar, diplomacy, kerry, megabacon, obama, swift boat, swiftboat, war
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Occupy Squalor Street–
Child 44 is a chilling trilogy–the setting is a timely history lesson I’m on the last book of the ‘Child 44’ trilogy..Wow: What a trap the people of USSR got themselves into. What a trap we willingly walk into by … Continue reading
Thanks for the vacation, Washington.
This is the Avatarczar reporting from Ground Zero in the South Texas economy. In the course of the past few years I have had many current events discussions with my friends and these topics are now more relevant than ever: … Continue reading
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Tagged business, current-events, Economics, economy, Inspirational, Leadership, obama, what is wrong with this picture
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What is the Frequency, Kenneth?
The adventures of Dan Rather. Red Pill for me all the way, Baby! Enjoy this little reminder and my ‘Crackpot Theory”: Do you remember Dan Rather and his acid-trip explanation of why he got the crap beat out of him … Continue reading
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