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Ancient Ignoramouses, the saga continues

Yes it is confirmed. Trumpman cave drawings have been discovered, as seen below. We are in a time continuum. Hillary surrogate cave drawing to follow. http://www.theonion.com/interactive/guide-to-extraterrestrial-life/evidence-for-alien-life He was elected… way back when. History may repeat itself. See the magnificent cave-art … Continue reading

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Snipes a better choice than BHO

I came across this article a good friend had shared on FB, so here is the link to it below.  It’s pretty good satire and I enjoyed it, and the way he interspersed the pictures through the article.  But I … Continue reading

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Nerf Christmas Tree

Cousin Eddie just called and asked if I could “run down to the Walmarts” for him. His local store was all out of the ‘Nerf Christmas Tree-In-A-Can’ with the Elvis star on top. It’s the only decent reusable that fits … Continue reading

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MSM continues to slide into the ‘O-Borg’s Abyss’

It looks like the MSM continues to accompany 0bama’s fiddle while Rome burns, whistling ‘Zippity-Doo-Dah’ out of their collective rear orifices as they pass by the graveyard.   The ratings continue to drop right along with their supreme commander-god’s rating: … Continue reading

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Megabacon = Megadiplomacy -or-Megabacongeddon?

I’d like to ‘weigh-in’ on the bacon issue.. as this is a matter of national security. We recently again prepared the ultimate weapon: “MEGABACON”: 5-6 hours of water smoke using apple and hickory on a precooked, store brand spiral cut … Continue reading

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Occupy Squalor Street–

Child 44 is a chilling trilogy–the setting is a timely history lesson I’m on the last book of the ‘Child 44’ trilogy..Wow:  What a trap the people of USSR got themselves into. What a trap we willingly walk into by … Continue reading

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Thanks for the vacation, Washington.

This is the Avatarczar reporting from Ground Zero in the South Texas economy. In the course of the past few years I have had many current events discussions with my friends and these topics are now more relevant than ever: … Continue reading

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